oh yeah and i was texting my friend and i said yo come over so i snuck him into my basement and he stayed until almost 6am and we watched movies while i wrote my paper but we also talked a lot. it was super nice!
i pulled an all-nighter last night and now im in that weird mode when u dont have sleep and ur tummy is super squirmy and ur twitchy af but not tired but exhausted still
All these Beyoncé posts so no ones going to notice this post so I just want to announce that I’ve got a tiny meat
my dad made ridiculously good homemade jerky but im not allowed to eat it bc he is putting it in our xmas stockings (we arent supposed to know but hes not very subtle) so anyway he said if i bought the meat he would make me my own stash of jerky
so im buying $15 of rump roast for my own jerky hahahaahh
"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out