"I want to feel my life while I’m in it."

(via imjohnlocked)

me online: *hot as hell*
me irl: *still hot as hell but now my booty ain't 2D and you can smack it*
hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

(via foxytoddler)

youngcasanovab:

taint3ed:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING LMAOOO

😂😂😂

youngcasanovab:

taint3ed:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING LMAOOO

😂😂😂

(via condom)

joshs-pecks:

I hope that’s supposed to be Guy Fieri

joshs-pecks:

I hope that’s supposed to be Guy Fieri

(via 01123581321345589144233377610987)

lyxdelsic:

"hey can I copy your homework?"

“I was gonna copy yours”

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(via ruinedchildhood)

lordoftheinternet:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

(via ruinedchildhood)

I remember my son once asked me, “Did you ever, like, kiss in high school?” And I told him this long drawn-out story of how shy I was, how I finally got a girlfriend but she broke up with me because I was too shy to try to kiss her, and then I had another girlfriend but still couldn’t figure out kissing. The technique was always a big obstacle in my head, like, How do you kiss? Where does your chin go? Forget about anything beyond kissing-first base was a total mystery to me. So I’m telling my son this long story, and he listens patiently until he finally realizes where I’m going with it, and he says, “Dad, no-did you like Kiss in high school? Kiss, the band!” And I was, “Oh yeah, Kiss…they were good.”

congragulation:

just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,

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